Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
do herpes really smell.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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