i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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