We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
