While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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