I wanna bring you to show and tell
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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