Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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