youre lurking in front of me
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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