The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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