i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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