oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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