He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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