Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
