were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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