In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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