But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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