Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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