She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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