Nicole vs. Life
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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