Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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