I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Randomize
