Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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