I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
