conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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