I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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