Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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