Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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