look no pants
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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