There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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