just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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