Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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