break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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