i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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