Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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