That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she told me i tasted like america
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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