whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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