I got chris browned last night
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
wow bdsm is so cute
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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