Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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