that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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