so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the day after is always just damage control
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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