i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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