sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i dont even know how to be here
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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