I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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