hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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