I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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