dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Acid is not a monday night drug
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's rum buckets o'clock
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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