does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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