Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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