So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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