omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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