I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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