Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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